After two and one-half weeks with a beard, I finally shaved it off. It was fun while it lasted, but only for me. No matter how much conditioner I used, it was still prickly. Faced with the choice between whiskers and wife, I chose the better.

Farewell Red Beard the Pirate.

Farewell Captain Prickle Cheeks.

Until (if ever) we meet again.

Bearded Beastie