Seriously Speaking

Are you tired of the same old, same old at your local church? Do you feel that your church doesn’t meet the needs of a regular guy like you? Have you been searching for a new church that will allow you to continue pursuing your busy schedule? Then . . .

It’s time to get serious!

The newly formed Regular Guy Religious Service Center is just what you’ve been looking for. It’s church like you’ve never experienced it before. We plan church for the regular guy! Just call 15 minutes before your desired time of worship. We specialize in concentrated service times for those who can’t stay long. Choose the seven, eleven, or fourteen minute service for your convenience.

Our church is serious about reaching normal people. “I’m serious about the regular guy!” says Pastor Billy Ray, a long time resident of Painesville. “Isn’t it about time somebody done something?”
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to anybody in particular is purely intentional even if it isn’t funny.

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